Food Organizer Gifts

Sandwich filing.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Inout baskets.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Summer Outing Planning

A catch-all is born.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

The Complete Cycle.

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

Tin Opening

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Tupperware Wolf

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."