Food Storage Aficionado Gifts

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Avocado Timeline

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Tupperware Wolf

Barbecue Fetch

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Tuppermalware

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'It was very good.'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

I love Ann - I love chip butties