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Self help acupuncture

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

New Twenty Blades

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

DIY Butchers

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

"You should consider buying."

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Pastoring for Dummies

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

'And with this model we'll throw in free a self-basting attachment!'

"There's the bell for respite. . . I mean, recess."