Self-storage Aficionado Gifts

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Self help acupuncture

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

New Twenty Blades

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

DIY Butchers

"You should consider buying."

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Pastoring for Dummies

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

"There's the bell for respite. . . I mean, recess."

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

'And with this model we'll throw in free a self-basting attachment!'