Cold Storage Enthusiast Gifts

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Snow is falling...

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Say, I just had a thought

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

In the Year 2525

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

I Love Winter!

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home