Cold Storage Enthusiast T-Shirts

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Snow is falling...

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Ice Fishing.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."