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Snow is falling...

Ice fisher.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Baking

Entertainment systems

"What does she have that I don't?"

"You call this ice?"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"We used to be cooler."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Cake Writer's Block

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.