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'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Ice fisher.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"You call this ice?"

Snow is falling...

"Slippery, huh?"

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."