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One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Ice fisher.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Snow is falling...

Entertainment systems

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Cake Writer's Block

igloo smoking zone...

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

Wintertime Barometer.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

The best baker in Bath!