Frozone Enthusiast Gifts

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Ice fisher.

Frosting the Snowman

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Entertainment systems

Snow is falling...

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Cake Writer's Block

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

igloo smoking zone...

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'