Freezer Aficionado Gifts

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Snow is falling...

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Cake Writer's Block

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

Noah's fridge

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Dumping Fridges.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Global Warming.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

Vampire fridge 'I can't believe it's not Rhesus Negative'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."