Freezer Aficionado Gifts

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

Snow is falling...

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Noah's fridge

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Cake Writer's Block

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Dumping Fridges.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Global Warming.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Vampire fridge 'I can't believe it's not Rhesus Negative'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.