Refrigerator Enthusiast Gifts

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

Satan ordering man out of fridge.

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"My compliments to the can opener."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Entertainment systems

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"Does it come with magnets?"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"To toast!"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'