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"My dishwasher is broken. My husband sprained his wrist."

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Appliances. Air Shampoo $49. The air conditioner won't work properly if you don't shampoo the air first!

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Entertainment systems

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"To toast!"

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.