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Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

Intelligent people laugh too!

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Entertainment systems

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"To toast!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"