Electrical Appliance Admirer Gifts

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

Claus 2.0

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Roasted

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Home sweet home'.

Pizza-Matic

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

'Hello - goodbye.'

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

Satan in the fireplace