Appliance Appreciator Gifts

Toaster and Bread at the Park.

A toaster plays fetch

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

Jim checks his breadbox

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"My kid could do that."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"My compliments to the can opener."

Entertainment systems

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"To toast!"