Technology Appreciator Gifts

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"My kid could do that."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Two stressed drinking birds

Late-Onset Epiphany

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Gamers

GPS Systems.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

A toaster plays fetch

"What else have you done besides inventing the wheel?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Intellectual support animal

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Wow - she is stunning."

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

"I'm sorry, it's already been done."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"I passed the eye exam! I am now qualified to do watch duty!"