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Toaster and Bread at the Park.

A toaster plays fetch

Jim checks his breadbox

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"My kid could do that."

Entertainment systems

"My compliments to the can opener."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"To toast!"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"Does it come with magnets?"

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."