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"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"My kid could do that."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Great Urban Sprawl

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Think Positive!

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

A toaster plays fetch

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'I told him not to install central air.'

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

"...and this is my better half...!"

Subtitle: Woof.

Royal Flush

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

"I like it when it's just you and me flying. When we're with the other crows, it's murder!"

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

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