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"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

Computer Room.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"You've changed."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"My kid could do that."

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!