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I want to thank you Mycroft for sticking by me, now that things are a bit tricky.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"You've changed."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My kid could do that."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

'It's for Pookie.'

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"