Support System Appreciator Gifts

I want to thank you Mycroft for sticking by me, now that things are a bit tricky.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"You've changed."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My kid could do that."

They can't all look like sheep butts.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

'It's for Pookie.'

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"...and this is my better half...!"

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

'I'm sorry, sir, but your warranty, for 'more fun' is void after 90 days if you don't use breathing hole.'

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

Rudy, look, an airplane! What? Where? Out the window. Ooh, it's a big one. See it?! Yeah, so? House of Java Cybercafe. When I feel bad about something, my parents try to focus my attention on something else. Like: You lost a girlfriend, but there's an airplane. And it's flying by a cloud shaped like a frog! Very nice try. Still sad.