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'It's for Pookie.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"You've changed."

"My kid could do that."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'Village store and Food museum'

A toaster plays fetch

Exit laughing

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

"You definately have a musical ear"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

A parcel of postmen

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but your warranty, for 'more fun' is void after 90 days if you don't use breathing hole.'

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

The pig playwrite.

As it were

Toaster and Bread at the Park.

What technique! What control! I don't get it. Work in progress.