Packaging Appreciator T-Shirts

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'Village store and Food museum'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

"You definately have a musical ear"

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"...and this is my better half...!"

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

'It's for Pookie.'

A parcel of postmen

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but your warranty, for 'more fun' is void after 90 days if you don't use breathing hole.'

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

The pig playwrite.

Perspective Repair

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

Teacher's Day Gifts in Cuba

I want to thank you Mycroft for sticking by me, now that things are a bit tricky.

Elydale Church: Assembly Required.

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

As it were

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

"Well, happy birthday I guess...your present cost me an arm and a leg."

Greek Home Theater

Celibacy is not hereditary.

A very tall man walks towards a lifeguard's chair