Present Appreciator T-Shirts

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Sue Perkins

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Great Urban Sprawl

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"You definately have a musical ear"

Maradona memorial.

'It's for Pookie.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Oh no! Set decorator and special effects wizard Emilio Ruiz del Rio, who worked on 'Dr. Zhivago,' 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Pan's Labyrinth' has died!"

Chadwick Boseman

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

Perspective Repair

What technique! What control! I don't get it. Work in progress.

Teacher's Day Gifts in Cuba

"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."

"Actually, I wear two hats."

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.