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'I can't find the 'any' key...'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Mediterranean Martini

Spider Web Musical Score.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'This milk smells funny.'

"It's still in beta."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'Well, what did you expect? We're Dung Beetles, remember?!'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"It's the deep end."

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

"...and this is my better half...!"

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Need Three More Singers