It Gag Appreciator Gifts

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Mediterranean Martini

The magic of April Fools' morning.

Spider Web Musical Score.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Other than a high chair, what qualifies you to sit in judgment? A lethal gavel.

'This milk smells funny.'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Surprise!"

'Well, what did you expect? We're Dung Beetles, remember?!'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"It's the deep end."

Fred had yet to appreciate the future of medium-level misery that lay before him...

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

"...and this is my better half...!"

Need Three More Singers