Sight Gag Appreciator Gifts

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

'What if I promise not to look?'

Late-Onset Epiphany

Mediterranean Martini

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Surprise!"

Barristers playing a joke

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

"It's the deep end."

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Oh gross, manure.'

'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

"I passed the eye exam! I am now qualified to do watch duty!"

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."