Sight Gags Gifts

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Love is Blind.

Mediterranean Martini

Up your end.

They Removed my Brain.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"It's the deep end."

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Carrying a shadow.

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

Underwater campfire.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

"I can tell you're upset."

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.