Visual Gags Gifts

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

Farmer Milks The White Out Of The Cow

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Mediterranean Martini

Up your end.

Senseless clowning around

"You folks ready to order?"

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Wait! Come Back!"

"It's from my Swiss account."

"This space intentionally left blank."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

Caution! School Crossing.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

Underwater campfire.

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

'I think the cat wants out...'

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

The Genius Of Camoflage

Fly Eye Chart

Carrying a shadow.

"You're distant today..."

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."