Visual Gag Aficionado Gifts

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Love is Blind.

Mediterranean Martini

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"You folks ready to order?"

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"Surprise!"

Caution! School Crossing.

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"It's the deep end."

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Underwater campfire.

'Caution, Cliche gag ahead' A Driver approaching a the old 'Fork in the road' gag ahead in the road

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

"Nice hairball ringtone!"

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

Whenever he did an extraction, Dr. LaClair liked to use his 'tear-awat' arm gag.

"I can tell you're upset."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'