Visual Gag Fan Gifts

Social Distancing Eye Exams

"I can tell you're upset."

Underwater campfire.

"Extreme miming"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Shampoo.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Static cling."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Sharp Eyes

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Mediterranean Martini

Bubbling

Emergency Underpants

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

What's really in junk food...

Arm Chair

"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"Surprise!"

"It's from my Swiss account."

Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same

Skipping with a beard.