Visual Gag Fan Gifts

Social Distancing Eye Exams

"I can tell you're upset."

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

Underwater campfire.

"Extreme miming"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Love is Blind.

"Static cling."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Sharp Eyes

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Mediterranean Martini

Bubbling

Emergency Underpants

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

What's really in junk food...

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Arm Chair

"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Okay - I can see you now."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."