Visual Joke Fan Gifts

"You're distant today..."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Shampoo.

"Extreme miming"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Sharp Eyes

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Bubbling

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

The Exobus

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

Arm Chair

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Cat Eye-Exam

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

Pinocchio's Red Nose Day.

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

Skipping with a beard.

"This space intentionally left blank."

Caution! School Crossing.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'