Visual Joke Fan Gifts

"You're distant today..."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Shampoo.

"Extreme miming"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Sharp Eyes

Bubbling

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

The Exobus

Arm Chair

How to create a brilliant cartoon

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

Cat Eye-Exam

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

Caution! School Crossing.

Skipping with a beard.

"This space intentionally left blank."

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'