Visual Joke Enthusiasts Gifts

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

Sharp Eyes

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"That's still too high"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Bubbling

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Senseless clowning around

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

Cautious photojournalist.

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

Bolting your Food.

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

Baby plastic surgeon.