Visual Jokester Gifts

"This space intentionally left blank."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Twitter that!

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

Cowvid-19

Bolting your Food.

"Wait! Come Back!"

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Caution! School Crossing.

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

Only a handful of people are this small.

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."