Digital Jokester Gifts

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

'My Facebook profile pic is my face Photoshopped onto a heavier person's body. That way I look thinner in person.'

'Please don't judge me by my youtube videos!'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

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'It's so nice to be able to mace time each other.'

'My Facebook Friends ratted me out!'

User Difficult.

Please press your fingers onto the ten 'lie detector' points on your screen...

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

"Please print that homework."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

The Smartass Phone

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Twitter that!

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

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The Escape Key

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"