Digital Jokesters Gifts

'When my kids get out of line, I threaten to start a 'My Space' page and invite their friends.'

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'Have you tried turning yourself on then off again?'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The Smartass Phone

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Twitter that!

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'for more obit info, go to...'

The Escape Key

Terms and conditions

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.