Visual Joke Enthusiast Gifts

"Certainly I can make it out! It's three horses and an 'h'"

"Oops, sorry."

Farmer Milks The White Out Of The Cow

Large man in a bathtub staring at a tiny man on a tiny desert island floating in the bathtub

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"That's still too high"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Senseless clowning around

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"You folks ready to order?"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

Cautious photojournalist.

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

Bolting your Food.

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group