Visual Joke Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Certainly I can make it out! It's three horses and an 'h'"

"Oops, sorry."

Farmer Milks The White Out Of The Cow

Large man in a bathtub staring at a tiny man on a tiny desert island floating in the bathtub

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Senseless clowning around

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"That's still too high"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"You folks ready to order?"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

Bolting your Food.

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

Cautious photojournalist.

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group