Visual Jokes Gifts

"Wait! Come Back!"

Fly Eye Chart

'Very good. Next line.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Senseless clowning around

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

How to create a brilliant cartoon

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

Bolting your Food.

Cautious photojournalist.

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

Pinocchio's Red Nose Day.

Caution! School Crossing.

Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

"This space intentionally left blank."