Visual Humor Gifts

"You folks ready to order?"

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

Social Distancing Eye Exams

Senseless clowning around

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

Wimbledon Tube Sign Tennis Racket.

Eye-patch Newspaper

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Sharp Eyes

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Bubbling

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"That's still too high"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

How to create a brilliant cartoon

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

Bolting your Food.

Cautious photojournalist.

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Wait! Come Back!"