Visual Humor Pillows

"You folks ready to order?"

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

Social Distancing Eye Exams

Senseless clowning around

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

Wimbledon Tube Sign Tennis Racket.

Eye-patch Newspaper

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Sharp Eyes

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"That's still too high"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Bubbling

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

The Exobus

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

How to create a brilliant cartoon

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

Bolting your Food.

Cautious photojournalist.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group