Visual Comedy Pillows

The Genius Of Camoflage

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'He's maturing early.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Sharp Eyes

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Bubbling

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Senseless clowning around

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

Cautious photojournalist.

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

Bolting your Food.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

'You aren't taking your vision health seriously, Mr. Scott.'