Visual Comedy Fan Pillows

School for the blind kicks out a mime.

'Sorry, I have a picture of a car on the other side.'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Longsighted man searching for his glasses

Bubbling

Shampoo.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Sharp Eyes

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"That's still too high"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"You folks ready to order?"

The Exobus

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

'You aren't taking your vision health seriously, Mr. Scott.'

Dog'e eye test.

Sales of Viagra

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

Baby plastic surgeon.