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A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Where's Waldo's glasses?"

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

TV jester.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

On the brink.

Falstaff

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cat Burglar

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'