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A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Where's Waldo's glasses?"

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

Cow's straw

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

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"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Cat Burglar

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

TV jester.

Falstaff

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Hamlet