Visual Humor Aficionado Gifts

"You folks ready to order?"

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

Sharp Eyes

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Senseless clowning around

Cat reading Rommel biography.

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"That's still too high"

Bubbling

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

The Exobus

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Artist in formaldehyde

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."