Visual Humor Aficionado Pillows

"You folks ready to order?"

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Sharp Eyes

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Bubbling

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"That's still too high"

Senseless clowning around

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Artist in formaldehyde

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

How to create a brilliant cartoon

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water