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Baby plastic surgeon.

"That's still too high"

Ancient Racing

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

On the brink.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Gym Dog

"Caricatures $20"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pea

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Sharp Eyes

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.