Visual Humor Lovers Pillows

What are you looking at, Two Eyes?

'Your test results have come in - and, as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Bubbling

"That's still too high"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Senseless clowning around

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

The Exobus

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

Bolting your Food.

Cautious photojournalist.

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

"Wait! Come Back!"

'You aren't taking your vision health seriously, Mr. Scott.'

Focus group

Dog'e eye test.