Visual Humor Lovers Pillows

What are you looking at, Two Eyes?

'Your test results have come in - and, as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Sharp Eyes

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Senseless clowning around

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"That's still too high"

Bubbling

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

How to create a brilliant cartoon

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

Bolting your Food.

Cautious photojournalist.

"Wait! Come Back!"

'You aren't taking your vision health seriously, Mr. Scott.'

Focus group

Dog'e eye test.