Visual Humor Fan Gifts

'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

180A 180.

"How about the second line?"

Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same

Sharp Eyes

Witnesses: Eye, Ear, Nose & Throats.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

A Freak Accident.

Are you alright grandad, your light just went out?

Free Eyetest.

'You need to get your glasses changed Fred, it's over here!'

No Glasses Allowed in the Kitchen: 'Are you drunk?'

'Boy, does this guy need glasses!'

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

Hey, hey, hey! Sonar up here!

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"That's still too high"

Bubbling

Senseless clowning around

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"All our flow charts are backing up!"