Visual Humor Fan Gifts

'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same

Sharp Eyes

Witnesses: Eye, Ear, Nose & Throats.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

A Freak Accident.

Are you alright grandad, your light just went out?

Free Eyetest.

'You need to get your glasses changed Fred, it's over here!'

No Glasses Allowed in the Kitchen: 'Are you drunk?'

'Boy, does this guy need glasses!'

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"That's still too high"

Bubbling

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Senseless clowning around

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"You folks ready to order?"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

The Exobus

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.